Funny Blonde Jokes

Q: Why don’t blondes double recipes?
A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.

Q: Did you hear about the dumb blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A: They went to see “Closed for the Winter”.

Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?
A: Because she loved children.

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.

Q: A one armed blonde is hanging from a tree. How can you make her fall?
A: You wave at her!

Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
A: “Look! They spelled MACY’S wrong!”

Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: “Oh look! Donut seeds!”

Q: Why can’t you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?
A: Because they go answer the door.

Q: What does a blond do when someone says its chili outside?
A: She grabs a bowl.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don’t. They’re born that way.