Funny Blonde Jokes

Q: How do you tell if a blonde writes Mysteries?
A: She’s got a checkbook.

Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
A: Finger on chin-I don’t know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!

Q: What do you call three blondes in a Volkswagen?
A: FARFROMTHINKEN

Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Cos sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge.

Q. Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
A. From eating with forks.

Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

Q. What is a blonde’s idea of safe sex?
A. A padded dash.

Q. Why did the blonde cross the road?
A. She wanted to see the geese because she heard honking!

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?
A: She found out Big Ben is only a clock.

Q. Why did the dumb blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A. So her male would get delivered to the right box.