Funny Blonde Jokes

Q: Why don’t blondes double recipes? A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees. Q: Did you hear about the dumb blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? A: They went to see “Closed for the Winter”. Q: Why did the blonde want to become a [...]

Q: How do you tell if a blonde writes Mysteries? A: She’s got a checkbook. Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? A: Finger on chin-I don’t know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it! Q: What do you call three blondes in a Volkswagen? A: FARFROMTHINKEN Q: [...]